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Welcome to the
Electronic Fortune Cookie

On-line Fun for the Whole Family

This site is intended for your entertainment and contains fortunes somewhat like a fortune cookie would. These have been culled from the Internet or created by the EFC creator. You will find quotations from famous people in history, excerpts from books and movies as well as proverbs from cultures around the world. We've even included jokes, puns and bumper stickers.

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Something to Ponder

The intention is to make the fortunes entertaining, thought provoking and/or funny. You probably won't agree with every entry that comes up -- even I don't -- but we include many different ideas and hopefully it will inspire you to think about new things once in a while. Or at least get a laugh.

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Guess What!

There are 9813 Fortune Cookies in the database. Have fun and check back often to see what is new.

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